Annoying book lovers

I want to you sit back, close your eyes and imagine.

Imagine that you are madly in love with a book. You have read it so many times that you know every single line of the book. You complete every dialogue of every character in the book. You are madly in love with either the protagonist or the antagonist of the book - whatever turns you on mate. In fact, you are 98% sure that the book is the reality. You just need someone to come along and spend less than 4.33 seconds to convince you to leave everything and go in search of the one you love.

Now imagine this book is made into a movie and you decide to watch this.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING YOU CAN BE? You laugh at the silliest of things, get scared at, again, silliest of things, critique every single scene as to how the book is better and heave every time your favorite character comes on screen and do it all oblivious to who is sitting next to you.

I hate you.

This happened to me when I went to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow Part 1. There was this girl who sat next to me who was, if possible, more than what I asked you to imagine. I have not read any of the books. I just watch the movies because of Hermo.., I mean Harry Potter. Luckily the theater was relatively empty and we went as far away as possible from that crazy person.