So long and thanks for all the fish

I would say I am friends with 80% of all the people I meet. Some are acquaintances, some are friends. There is the other 15% who I don't like. Both these are safe categories. I don't really mind them a lot. I am just a nice guy, apparently, with these people. I don't have anything against these people. I don't have any reason not to be so. Then, there is the other 3% who I hate. Hate is a strong word. I detest them. I don't want anything to do with them. And then, you have the remaining 2%.

Its very rare to find people who can tolerate me when I am not nice. Especially when I am, umm, myself. Someone who likes me for what I am and not for the person that I can be. Someone who can tolerate my random bullshit and better, build up on it. Someone who trusts me and generally not break my trust. Someone as, but not better, good as me(ME being the best). Someone who is not OK with being my sarcasm target but doesn't show. Someone who gave me a chance through 2 straight years of sadism. Someone who was there during my roughest patches. Someone, someone, you know, someone who is someone.

I have found a few someones till now. One of them, I have personally managed to piss all over, not literally though. The person is managing to just keep me at a safe distance. I wouldn't blame that person. Now, that person is leaving here for, I think, evermore.

This post is really about wishing you an all the best for your future, you. You be wary of people like me and do everything that you always do. Live your life the way you want to. Cheers mate. And oh, Happy Birthday.